Sarah Balint

Introducing Sarah Balint, whom I found on Myspace. For all you haters out there, believe it or not Myspace actually can be used for reasons other than guys being sketchy. Wait a minute, did I just say that? Anyway, Sarah is an absolute dime. A year 22 year old dip originally from Toronto, Sarah is an ambitious girl who spends her time dominating bikini competitions and fashion shows. When she's not making other girls look less pretty she spends her time singing. Eventually F2DD would have found this chick, but thanks to Myspace we found her much sooner. Enjoy this bitch while you can because there aren't many out there like her! Ole Ole Ole! Ole Ole Ole!

Stacey Dash

Introducing Stacey Dash, the 44-year old American film and television actress out of the Bronx. Hold up, did I just say 44-year old?<---Say whaaaaaaaa!!! No joke this is official coug status right here. Hit the TV scene in 82 and hasn't lost her shine since. The only shitty thing about being this fine at her age is you're husband gets fatter and uglier while you get hotter. That could explain why she recently divorced her third husband and is moving on to the late and great Jamie Foxx. We'll see if Mr. Foxx can keep pace with the ever talented Stacey Dash and that fine booty she's been sporting for 2+ decades.