Valentina Dessi

Introducing Valentina Dessi, a 22-year old model from Italy.. That's all I know about her and all I care about quite frankly. Oh and did you know she's a professional bikini killer? Yeah, I said it. Chick kills bikinis for a living. God, I fucking love the country of Italy.

Alie Layus

Introducing Alie Layus, the 23-year old Asian devastation that will cure any case of the Mondays. I'm not sure what else to say besides absolute asian dip. In case you missed breakfast this morning, here's a few pics to snack on...